What the poster above should to tomorrow

Buy a round for his friends

 

look down your nose at a group of kids and tut loadly

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Stand on a street corner and dole out ridiculous compliments to people passing by (e.g. Wow, you have the most incredible earlobes I have ever seen, or Can I just tell you that I have never seen a nostril quite as incredible as yours)

 

tomorrow I would like you to think of a fitting response to this compliment I'm going to give you
'you are a really good person, I can see it in your hole, I mean soul and I love your ear lobes too'
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"Really? Wow - thank you!! I am so impressed you noticed, you know I have always thought that my hole, I mean soul, shone through, I can really feel it burning away in there - its just incredible that you noticed, I really am impressed, most people don't take the time, its a shame really, we should stop and take notice of people's holes, I mean souls more often, I think it would make us a happier world! In fact, I think it could be the answer to world peace. As for my earlobes, they are quite attractive aren't they, I mean honestly, its rare to see such perfection in an earlobe, its no wonder that mine caught your attention, So anyway, you seem to think that I am pretty incredible, so would you like to but me a drink??"

Would a response like that be appropriate??

 

kali tomorrow I'd like you to ignore bag boy and give me a big hug
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You say that like it would be an unusal thing for an aussie to do!!

Don't you know we are all backward, dimwitted, kangaroo fuckers???

 

Woohoo, I like hugs!

.......and I promise that tomorrow I will ignore Bag Boy!!

 

I ment ignore the one message, tomorrow i think we should send bag boy lots of loving pm's because his posts make me think he's repressed about his sexuality
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borrow a carrot peeler from a vegetarian and use it to rob a bank

 

I don't think I want to do that, but because I am a veggie myself, i'll send you the carrot peeler, you can use it to shape a carrot into a gun and then rob a bank tomorrow, but you have to give all the money to the vegetarian society, does that sound fair?
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Tomorrow you should donate any money you receive in this bank heist to me!

 

tomorrow you should go to the eye doctor.

 

but I only did that 6 months ago - do I really have to go again??

 

yes and you have to have long passionate kiss with him......or her
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well in that case....my optomotrist (sp?) is really hot!!!

You have to go to the dentist at chat incessantly while he works

 

you should go firstly look at alex grays sacred mirrors and what he wrote before you see them on his site, then you should be inspired, listen to some indian chanting by enigma, and realise what the chances are that your being got the privelage of breathing, thinking, loving, existing.