What/who do you think about when you masturbate?

wtf was that all about?

 

I was being shocking for humourous effect. I'm funny like that.

 

If there's one advantage to masturbating over having actual sex, it's the freedom from consequences. No matter what sick thoughts get you hard, no one's going to end up dead, in jail, or with a broken heart or STD. For that reason, whenever I seize prick in hand, I go out of my way to imagine myself doing all the wild, kinky, bizarre, and dangerous things I have way too much sense to try in real life. To name just a few --

On second thought, forget it. My fantasies are way too weird, and I'm way too shy.

Now, as for who I think about, that's easier to answer: practically everyone. On any given day, the streets are filled with grade-A wanking fodder: girls browsing in Border's and walking their dogs in the park, girls who work downtown and eat their lunch on the public benches girls who live in my apartment complex and hang out their wet clothes on their balconies. The less I know about them the easier they are to idealize. When I try to beat off while thinking about girls I know well, the realist in me takes over and starts imagining pages of dialogue, which ruins everything.

Every now and then, I'll dream about ex-girlfriends -- mainly the ones I dated long enough ago to have forgotten the acrimony that led us to break up. And of course I revisit all my near-hookups, the girls I coulda-shoulda-woulda slept with, but for some reason that seems sillier and sillier with hindsight. Sometimes I'll recall a junior-high teacher who even then seemed to flirt with me. Relatives? Okay, I'll admit it: a few times in the past I've whacked off to the image of my blonde, beach bunny of a first cousin. But when she got married and fat, all the fun went out of it.

 

lol none of those! i think bout bondage<3

 

well when i masturbate i sometimes look at porn and i cum within 5 min :-\ but when im not looking at porn it takes me 5-? min does any one else have this problem.....

 

doooonnne and done.

 

This might sound strange but = Mr Bush.

 

You havnt been banned yet?

Anyway, i think of Alana lol

 

Celebrities and Family members turn me on

 

Depends from day to day could be any of the above but taylor rain will get me going everytime

 

Garden tools, and sometimes my second grade teacher.

 

alot of times girls im interested in

 

fucking a thick ass.

 

yea...now thats what im talking about

 

Have a guess

 

when do it i think of every girl i have fucked and start it like that shit i have many to choose from but i dont beat alot cuz i get pussy from my hoes anyway so i think i about to go beat off bye

 

Lately I've been thinking about this Hunny right here....



Sorry "Woodcut" I know she's yours.... :&

 

Hi everyone, I'm new to the forum! Be gentle. Quite often I think about celebrities. Clive Owen, Jude Law, etc. I wouldn't kick Angelina Jolie out of bed either.

 

The woman I love, and any concievable position we could possibly get ourselves into. :X Hehehe!

 

my boyfriend [only if i've been away from him for a long amount of time though], celebrities whom i think are sexy, ex's [only ones i can actually stand thinking about thought, LoL], and sometimes i just focus on what I'm doing because I think masterbating is sexy and I think I look sexy doing it.