What will you be like when you're old?

Thank you miss mary, always contrary.

 

I'm only old on the outside.
INSIDE,I'm nearly 11,fascinated by newts,comets,using magnifying glass to make a fire,exploding bean tins,Morse code,guitar riffs,making catapults from a beech crutch and an inner tube,filling a cereal box with dogshit then standing it upright on a pavement [ALWAYS hilarious,no matter how old you are],going too fast,snowball fights,jumping in puddles,making fart noises with a balloon...oh,I'm SO grown-up.....on the outside.

 

Is that your attempt at humor or what?

 

I may be older but I refuse to grow up.. Fuck that.....

 

Maybe,farmout-but at least you're wiser.
Now,you know the green crayons taste horrible.....

 

And Mr Puggybear, what is this Morse Code fetish? DI Di DUM DUM DI DI ??
I look quite old, but I don't really "act" my age. I just am.....with some experience and strive to learn something new everyday.....

 

I already feel old..I fell down a rocky trail this past weekend and did a flip and then landed on my back on a rock..I have been walking like old man rivers since

 

Well, I'm there. Still a fuck-off. Still goin' for the laughs. Still ready to kick ass. Or cuddle some kitties. Pecker still jumps up on command. It ain't so bad, kids.

 

Dear Mr farmout;I'd just like to say,on behalf of all your fellow Morse Code afficionados here on H/F;
"-.-- --- ..- / --- .-.. -.. /..-. .- .-. -!" :love:

 

You can't. I like your posts and there is a link I keep meaning to send to you to ask you what you think.

So, hold off, plz.

 

Don't worry,wiccan-the way this world is at the moment,it'll miss him and get that old fart Retired Hippie right in the bum!

 

This will be me -

 

Phwooar! Nice pussy,miss wiccan!

[oh dear-I must be getting old...usually by now I'm on the case!]

 

I just turned 60. I'm a crotchety old bastard.

 

Fixed that for you,R/H-no need to thank me....

 

:rofl:

 

LMAO, thanks alot there buddy.

 

:rofl:

 

When you take time choosing slippers but hardly notice the shoes,
when a nice mug of chocolate's more appealing than booze,
when you challenge a wall to a race-and you lose,
then you know your name's Retired Hippy!

 

RainyDayHype...I've seen that artwork (of the old lady) on a card I bought for my Dad...