What would you do if someone spit in your face?

My reaction would depend on who did it and why. It's possible that I would use some of part of the spitter to wipe the saliva off me.

 

Hack up a gob of my own lung butter and apply it to their face followed by a nose job

 

It depends on the circumstances, but if it was unprovoked, then I would probably deliver a high-powered knifehand neck chop(male spitter) or a swift backhand(female spitter).

 

I would have wiped it off quick because thats freaking gross..then I'd walk away





...I prefer to get revenge quietly later on...that way they don't know it was a revenge and they have no idea who it was so they cant get me back

 

Well that's no fun.

 

sure it is...no worries of retaliation

 

lick it off.

 

Judo chop!

 

Right uppercut to the chin. Then proceed to stomp in whatever manner is appropriate to whatever version of the fetal position they decide to curl up into.

 

If it was a girl I’d give her a dirty look and walk away; if it was a guy he’d soon be in the market for a new set of balls


Hotwater

 

I'd spit a huge loogie right back at them...and then when they're trying to fish it outta their eye, I'll kick them in the teeth

 

Fuck that shit. Male or female, if someone spits in my face, bodily harm will ensue. Spitting in someone's face is one of the ultimate forms of disrespect and it deserves to be repayed with a proper eye-jammy.

 

I would assume assault and proceed to use self defense in as much force as i see necessary to the situation. Then proceed to press assault charges..

 

*shakes fist* "by gawd I oughta..." "Hey thanks for the thread idea."

I'd come on here and ask you all what you'd do if someone spit on your face. If it gets 30 replies I'd have succesfuly turned spit into spitonade.

 

I can see it now...someone spits in your face and you go "can you hold on for about 10 minutes so I can post this onto a forum to see what the rest of the world would do? I promise, I'll be back with you in about 10."

 

if it was a child i didnt know, id deal with the parents
if it was a child im related to, id slap them
if it was an adult, id slap the shit out of them
if it was johhny depp, id rip his clothes off

 

That's a fight-starter, for sure...

 

I agree...you're going to jail if you spit in my face...and while you're in there i'll think of more shit to do to piss you off...until you end up in prison...then we'll see who gets spit in their face. lol

 

Eww!!! You are one nasty bitch!:2thumbsup:

 

just call an Ambulance for them..make shure they got to Hospital lol.