What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

ask him to explain how he manages to .... while doing ....... AND whilst balancing that ... on the tip of his nose, singing "my old mans a dustman".... now that's what i call multitasking!

 

ask her if she wanted to use a real cock instead

 

and they say men cant multitask!

show him disgusting photos to put him off

 

hide the fire extinguisher and call the ambulance

 

try to sneak into the spray zone :leaving:

 

call lils to bring her fire extinguisher !

 

tell her the real thing is much better than a 2 liter coke bottle..

 

i'd ask him how he knows that, with such conviction???

 

oh you know just wat i kinda heard :Angel_anim:

wait until she was almost finished then tie her up..

 

put icecubes down his pants

 

calmly come in and say, "I hope u washed that, coz I used it up my bum 10 minutes ago"

 

i would be genuinely amazed that he was able to get a whole horse up his bum

 

haha zoophilia. its easy once you get past the shoulders

 

:groupwave::groupwave::groupwave::groupwave:

 

ahh cool, you got rock band...

 

crack his nuts

 

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