What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

ask where he learned Hand To Gland Combat?

 

beg beg beg beg beg and beg to join in

 

kiss her feet and await further instruction

 

Tell him to stop violating the one-eyed yogurt thrower.

 

i'd make a start on cleaning the poo splatters from the walls

 

offer up some baby oil

 

Squeeze his nuts!

 

open a widow and let the place air out a little :leaving:

 

ask him how he managed to bend in half that much

 

throw all his clothes out the window hahahahahha

 

tie him to a chair, paint him all over in honey, open the window for wasp access and swiftly leave

 

ask her if she knows that the man across the street watches her do this regularly

 

inform him that the man across the street pays me to watch... it's not me he is watching

 

turn the brightest shade of red and make an hasty exit

 

pretend to be Robert Smith...

 

Find a vat of butterscotch pudding

 

train a moth to pull a tiny cart

 

Wish I didn't have to pee right now..

Peace

 

ask her if she needs more lube....and then we she says yes...I would proceed to wank some out of me for her


edit....damn you hippy