What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

You kinda scared me for a minute there, go ahead, I still gotta pee..

Peace

 

i would warm his cheezeburger in the microwave for 60 seconds

 

ask her if she interested in warming up sausages too

 

barbeque his sausage to perfection

 

I would say "hey...can I try?...my fingers are longer "

 

ask him what sauce he'd like to go with that sausage

 

well.....now I know why my screwdriver handles always smell so funky :ack2:

 

Get a room FFS!

 

I'd ask her to keep the noise down....she is scaring all the kids in the neighborhood

 

I walk in and squint and say "figures..." then walk out

 

Ask her for a towel before she leaves, geeez what a mess..

Peace

 

i probably wouldn't notice that that was infact what he was doing, and would go about my daily tasks as normal....

 

Tell Lillallyloukins that although wanking is perhaps a 'daily task' in the literal sense to some, maybe it is not to others

 

tell him his knob is a figment of his imagination

 

Tell her she's prolly right about my knob and order Pizza and contemplate the fact that my knob is missing

Peace

 

get the vacuum cleaner out, wrap stocking material over the end, and help him find his knob...

 

I would start our "exercises"

 

i'd encourage him to build up slowly or it'll be over before he's started...

 

I would get my nose wet

 

i would get my sling-shot out and secretly use his "head" as target practice