What would you do if you walked in on the poster above you wanking?

Film it and post it in the video section!

 

start a pee sex orgy

 

Get some towels

 

Tell him I knew he shouldn't have let himself think too much about the tidy beard of glorious destiny

 

Compliment her on the tattoo of Noel Edmonds on her right breast

 

Study his left bumcheek

 

Stick my tongue out
:leaving:

 

squish him

 

Cuddle

 

I would ask myself..."what would Ian do?"

 

i would ask him why he feels the need to come all the way over here to the UK to wank... is it illegal in Canada?

 

Pull down me keks and join in the fun

 

make sure not to feed him after midnight

 

lure her to me with a trail of Reeses pieces

 

Tell him it's about time he stopped by here again:toetap05:

 

Chuck a cold bucket of water over myself

 

make him colder so as to dull the pain that will ensue

 

Demand that he get started with that pretty hot mouth of his

 

go get BBAD