What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

be like wow
way to many drinks
i woke up with a dude

 

thing to myself that i may be becoming a bit of a jigalo round these parts!

 

ask if she fancies a bit of jiggy jiggy with me

 

sure why not. one more then i will save myself for lithium

 

Pinch her cheeks

 

How come I always get Ian?

 

Id whisper in her ear that her last username was way less creepy sounding than the new one

 

i'd ask for a cuddle coz im sad

 

I'd cuddle.. and ask what's wrong

 

cuddle up, make a brew and bore him to death with the whole story.

 

Ah, impossible to be bored.. let's add a touch of bailey's to the tea

 

Feel like I was interrupting something

 

Put on my cowboy hat get on all fours and shout yeeehaaaa!

 

butt

 

Get out

 

Oh fuck, the last thing I remember was busting myself wanking....oh god no.....this can't be happening.

 

I would tell him that hes way too drunk....and thats not a turtle hes petting

 

tell him I don't feel like Chicken Tonight.

 

think, its been a while since ive been in bed with someone............OMGZZ WHAT TO DO.





I'd ask for a cuddle

 

I would tickle her until she couldn`t take any more....then I would tickle her some more.