What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

i dont know haha

 

but i wanted a cuddle

i wonder when i turned lesbian.

 

Watch lynz and opel lez up...

 

Ask him where his camera is and help him make a short film about Opel and Lynzxx

 

feel offended that lesbianness is being filmed.....ask if i can have my cuddle yet?

 

Ask myself: What the hell was I drinking last night.
Then ask: What the hell were you drinking last night.

 

ASK FOR A GOD DAMN CUDDLE OF MY 5th HUSBAND!

no sex. we're married now.

 

Give her a big cuddle and look into her eyes.

5th ???? god damn ....

 

awww *melts*

thank you. :grouphug:

ok, you can be my 2nd.

 

No worries.

I might slip down to 4th if I sang a Daniel merriweather tune.

 

sing barry manilow and you'll go up to first.

i write the songs please.

 

I'd rather watch paint dry...but if it makes you happy, I will.

You write songs? PM me with one you have written :smash: (that's me getting excited)

Make her breakfast in bed and listen to her singing (trying not to laugh ).

 

nooooooooooooooooooooooo. the barry manilow song, i write the songs.

i write love notes to strangers on toilet doors.

yey breakfast in bed. thats so sweet. what we got?

 

Oh, I see. Doh.

Thought I was delving into your hidden talents.

I shudder to think what you write on said doors.
PM me with that instead

Erm, a yeast, water and flour based product, lightly doused in a cow based product. That or anything you desire.

 

TOAST. excellent.

at least i hope its toast. i dread to think what else.

would you like a cup of tea?

shall i put a film on, we can vegitate.

 

Yes. I was trying to make my lack of cooking skills less obvious.

I prefer coffee...but can handle tea.
If there are 2 sugars and a modest amount of milk involved.

Yeah, I'd love to watch a film in bed with you...what we watchin' ?
Fingers crossed not:
Barry:
Played himself in a cameo in the 2002 dark comedy Unconditional Love starring Kathy Bates and Rupert Everett where "Can't Smile Without You" also played a key role in the plot.

 

lmao. NO. that looks horrendous. even for a barry fan!

don't worry i can't cook either. we can live on toast. and 2 sugars and milk it is, although i have coffee!

i don't know what we should watch, something good though.
no horrid chick flicks or crap american comedys.

 

Well that narrows my field down a tad. lol.
Well, I watched Syriana last night. That was good.
I also watched 300...that was better.
I really don't mind though...as long as there is no subtitles and Barry is not in it...I'm happy with what ever.
Preferably a long film that will make us both emotional.

 

emotional? why?

you just want to see my tears don't you?? are you one of those emotional deviants that use sad films to crush there wives spirits so you can manipulate them into 'feel better' sex and cooking afterwards.

(i'm sure these people exist)



:tongue:

 

Good grief, no.
What do you take me for?
I was just feeling in an emotional kinda mood.
We can watch whatever you like.
Re-runs of Prisoner Cell Block H if you really want to.