What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

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  1. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    Fall back to sleep.

    Maybe use the bathroom first.
     
    Rudenoodle, Jul 28, 2009
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  3. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Throw hedgehogs at him
     
    Fingermouse, Jul 28, 2009
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  5. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Delivery a fresh T-bag to the chin and then make her a couple of breakfast burritos, hopefully she is still sleeping while I do this so I can make a clean escape.
     
    Bonkai, Jul 28, 2009
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  7. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    wake him up with a feather to the crotch
     
    darthkacie, Jul 29, 2009
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would ask her if we could do this again sometime...
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 6, 2009
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  11. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    Thank him for the stroke job and give him $4
     
    Rudenoodle, Aug 6, 2009
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  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHH! AHH! AHH!!! what the hell am i doing in the UK??!?! AAAAHHHHH!!! AAAHHH!!
     
    Boogabaah, Aug 6, 2009
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  15. Mothman

    Mothman Senior Member

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    gigidy gigidy
     
    Mothman, Aug 6, 2009
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would practice erotic asphyxia on him....except without the erotic past
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 6, 2009
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  19. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    How come you're waking up with men ??

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Aug 6, 2009
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    because I cant resist posting in a game thread:hat:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 6, 2009
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  23. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    It is a bit gamy haha..

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Aug 6, 2009
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  25. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    make bird noises in his face and flap my arms
     
    Fingermouse, Aug 7, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    make her smell my morning breath :ack2:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 7, 2009
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  29. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Cut his arms off
     
    lithium, Aug 7, 2009
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    antiseptic soap bath
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 9, 2009
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  33. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Give him extreme accupuncture
     
    Fingermouse, Sep 9, 2009
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  35. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Give her my own kind of special acupuncture
     
    lithium, Sep 9, 2009
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  37. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    jump on it.
     
    weeattoes, Sep 9, 2009
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  39. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i knew it!!! and those are my undies you have on... :toetap05:
     
    Boogabaah, Sep 9, 2009
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