What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

I would pluck her armpits

 

I would put on a dress and play make believe :leaving:

 

Aids test ASAP

 

I'd ask him to stop licking my bellybutton :ack2:

 

make pancakes.

 

foot rubs

 

Well since it would be you, guess we would get up and change the oil in your car dammit

Peace

 

Check for a pulse

 

give my new Butt-out tool a test run

 

id be very confused why i was in bed with a man, from Canada. miles and miles away from me. probably ask him if he has any Canadian maple syrupe and make pancakes. and then probably go down to the river expand each others minds and play drums. and request he dosent wake up in my bed again. But hes more then welcome to stay over on the couch. aha.

 

Lord, I'd repent and promise never to drink again..

Peace

 

I'd pretend I was the Lord and totally freak him out while he sobers up.

 

Distract you with my charm and look for your wallet...

Peace

 

I'd hide my wallet! Wait I don't have a wallet...I'd hide my fanny pack!

 

rummage through her fanny



oh wait ...I mean fanny pack....oh wait....no I don't

 

Wrap a napkin around my neck and get out a knife and fork.. Waiting for left overs..

Peace

 

Probably do some teabagging

 

Ask if he'd like his shirt ironed ready for the day

 

I would hope she is in the mood for sleepsex

 

Check the locks on my door... and spray for Fleas...

Peace