What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Id order her out of bed and tell her what I want for breakfast ....







...and then cower

 

yup... cowering is good.... then i'd make you eat the knob-burger i lovingly prepared for you with your own genitalia!!!

 

I would serenade her with "Fifty Ways To Leave Your lover" *wink* *wink*

 

i would get him singing lessons... then.... when he thinks he's ready to wow me, i would tie him up and get him to sing it to me... as he is singing it, i would slowly undress to reveal................









my lover, dressed as me

 

I would wonder if she knows what I did to her while she slept :leaving:

 

i would wonder... "to whom do all these animals belong?"

 

Gag her then dress her in a gorilla costume and hide her in her boss's wardrobe before he woke up...lots of sneaking around, but well worth it.

 

Have a long discussion about the direction our relationship is going...

 

Hugpoke...then get out the banana costume

 

Put on a Janis Ian cd, my new favourite terrible singer called Ian

 

Tell him we have the same terrible taste in music, and ians, and ask if he'd like some wine and if so could he get some and bring some for me aswell. I did make a delicious cream cake afterall

 

Drink wine and eat cake while listening to 'babycakes' on repeat :tongue:

 

The ideal breakfast in bed! You had your cake last night though, remember? I can't really just make another one, all that jiggling about is tiring. I think you should have a go

 

I never had cake! I demand cake! And wine. And jiggling

 

You did have cake! It was double chocolate and squirty cream...don't tell me I ate all those slices for you and you didn't even appreciate it
*Mini jiggle*
Now get on that lingerie! Or at least the banane suit

 

Put on a banana suit and jiggle, apparently

 

Watch

 

Feel slightly dirty

 

Tell him he loved it

 

Agree:tongue: