What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Hold her hand

 

call an ambulance for him

 

bite her bum to make sure its not 1 of them dreams!

 

Scream. Look around for sharp objects

 

let the cat into the bedroom and lock the door!

 

Ask him where he planted the bombs

 

sad bastard!

 

Ask him what the strange smell is
:leaving:

 

paint a portrate of him

 

Ask to buy it

 

sold

 

Turn green

 

tell him his nose is to close to his arse

 

buy him some boxing gloves

 

ding ding

 

try to sell him my all singing all dancing lights flashin' dress-me-up-dress-me-down rampant rabbit, that's if fingermouse doesn't buy it first... it's on a first cum first served basis

 

Ask for a demonstration

 

call Sherlock holmes

 

Wonder why?

 

show her my South Pole