What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Paint his face green

 

rub her cheeks





butt cheeks

 

polish his butt plug!

 

polish her butt

 

Sigh, you again, care for a crisp ???

Peace

 

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 

Wash the sheets.

 

lament my lost virginity

 

find your lost virginity and look at it..

Peace

 

give him time off for good behaviour

 

Misbehave...

Peace

 

steal Balqis' virginity off you, and say it's mine

 

Ha, barters it back for a pint of bleach..

Peace

 

Sing at him

 

Hand her a pitch pipe and tickle her feet..

Peace

 

tie him up and waggle his wanger in front of his cat and encourage it to play ball and string type game :reddevil:

 

Wake her up too.

 

rearrange his anatomy so he doesn't look human, then sell my pics to the press claiming i'd slept with a sex alien from another world... :reddevil:

 

Discuss our plan to take over the world

 

Tell him I thought we were taking over the world Or at least dancing a rainbow around it