What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Dance! Let's dance!
On duckboards

 

Corrupt him

 

force her to recite tongue twisters for three hours before tea...

 

Do unmentionable things

 

^meant for Fingermouse obv

 

I'd sooo slap you about
In a non weird way, obv

 

Tell him he deserved it and I'm going to phone Jemmy :willy_nilly:

 

Take her into the side cubicle thing for a private and really very serious chat even though it's not at all private and not any different to the main stage bit but it would look even more serious and smug than before, like I really, really mean it this time when I say you can't keep sleeping with men for money when we're engaged to be married, then get angry and self righteous before going to an ad-break

I really have to stop watching jeremy kyle:willy_nilly:

 

give him a tissue and an ear to listen... (to LISTEN you filthy swine!!!)... i'm telling fingermouse on you!!!

 

singe extensions to his beard then wake him up and say he's been asleep for 7months...

 

tell her she was talking in her sleep saying" I love you Robbie"

 

Dangle a pocket watch in front of her face and try and convince her that she really does love old chubby hippies..

Peace

 

give him a huge hug and try to convince him that nothing inappropriate happened, whilst trying to pull Golden Gate Bridge from his back entrance without him noticing...

 

clap in time to keep the rhythm going.

 

I would try to see how high I can get her nipples before she wakes up

 

have a nervous breakdown.

 

I would probably wank