What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

ask him if he likes snails as well as oysters

 

I would keep trying to wake up

 

i'd tell him it's either me or the wireless router

 

jump up and shout " yaaaaay your back"

 

Elephant gun

 

show her my "gun"

 

cry

 

show him my fried eggs.

 

Get some sweeties to go with her cards and join her... ;o)

 

this!

 

play with her yolks while she tells me funny jokes

 

look at his willy while he's being silly.

 

check to see if there were arabs with knives at the foot of the bed..

 

wire brush and chlorox bleach

 

Durka Durka!

 

Feed her dates

 

^^ ask if I can join in

 

Ask him for some tree seeds cuz I hafta' do some replanting in this area. (Hmmm, that sounds a little funny doesn't it? )

Whats with all the desert dwelling folks in this thread b.t.w.? Or am I only noticing now cuz' I'm in one?