What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

gnaw his log in two with my razor-like beaver teeth...

 

Geeeez, K, skin her beaver for it's Pelt..

Peace

 

offer him a fair price for the pelt back

 

expect to be thanked for an amazing night

 

beg him to phone me, thank him for an amazing night and leave him a false telephone number...

 

let out the most magnificent fart ever

 

light a match

 

have my trusty fire extinguisher at the ready again, for health and safety purposes ofcourse

 

say if that telephone number really was fake how did this happen again?

 

tell him it must be that deja vu thang again

 

lilla stop ruining my fantasies of you!

say this time really cant be deja vu unless i'm going mad... wait a minute why am i still handcuffed to the bed?

 

I would visit her middle east....and then my trip would quickly head down south

 

ask her whats for breakfast...and when she asks what I want ...I tell her I love fried eggs

 

Buy him a fkn chicken!

 

see how many of the 1001 things you can do with an egg she will try

 

Tell him only if they're golden ones.

 

I would hope she is of legal age

 

tell him I had a funny dream about a match stick.