What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

i wouldn't be able to talk for laughing... IMHO Balqis is the funniest woman alive

 

Make her make me tea

 

covers her and puts a teddy bear in her hands.

 

I would ask her why she calls Lithium a her...when I wake up with him its pretty obvious he isn't a her

 

i'd give him one.... a positive rep that is... cos i can't seem to do it right here and now...

 

tickle her taint :reddevil: :leaving:

 

ask him to tell me what a taint is

 

its that sweet spot right in between your inlet and your outlet

 

i'd ask him how the hell he got Balqis to pose for him like that, exposing her taint to all and sundry!!!

 

Play with her puppies

 

Discuss conspiracy theories

 

The same thing we do every night pinky,try to take over the world!

 

Introduce myself

 

i'd check that i was infact still alive... RIP Fingermouse

 

Start by chopping off a few limbs

 

use him as a candle holder.

 

inspect her belly button

 

Help with the chopping.

 

make her a Portuguese omelet (look it up on urban dictionary)