What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

NEVER take drugs again

 

become a god-fearing christian and go to church to pray every Sunday till i die....

 

ask her if she wanted to do some mutual wank type stuff

 

eagerly agree, just to lull him into a false sense of security :reddevil:

 

be extra nice so she doesnt get out her knife again

 

giggle at his english sounding snoring

 

introduce her to the muffin man who lived down drury lane

 

*jumps on Lil and proceeds to launch a massive tickle attack on all fronts*

 

die laughing

 

shift my tickles attacks from the front to the rear :leaving:

 

ask him to have some respect for the dead

 

explain that a warm body is all I require

 

haunt him

 

while she sleeps..i would tickle her soles...and slowly lightly touch and tickle my way up the back of legs..the small of her back ...up the spine..the nape of her neck....and then nibble her earlobes and whisper sweet things into her ears...then wait for her to wake up and explain the dreams she was having while I did that

 

make him do a sexy ballet dance for me, with his rippling muscles.

 

I would hope she doesnt wake up...because if she expect me to be really muscular she will be sorely dissappointed



(I would still try and dance the ballet if you wanted though)

 

never mind.

 

I would take some videos of us and make gif files out of them


unfortunately they would all get deleted for violating terms of service

 

Roll over and hope for better luck later..

Peace

 

schedule a full colonic flush