What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

i'd throw him out into the icy outside and count exactly how long it takes him to slip over...

 

I would scratch all the places she can't reach herself

 

make him preform for me.

 

ask her if she could belly dance for me

 

Errrr..... in this case I would be looking for trace elements of rohipnol ( sorry BBAD) nothing personal,

 

Oh god please, don't let me be in Hull!

 

I would ask him to advise me on the jauntiness of angle he prefers in wearers of hats. Probably

 

Shake hands. Maybe have a cup of tea with him so as not to be impolite

 

Ask her if she might perhaps like to talk for a bit or perhaps go for a drink. I know a pub where there's karaoke

 

Tell him it'd have to be at least Quizaoke with a side of twisty fries or he can forget it. Findle him a bit

 

Suggest we have chocolate crumpets and watch Chigley

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrK_OrPXjwQ&feature=related"]YouTube- Chigley, Episode 11 (Part 2 of 2)

Pick some apples!? Yes of course, we'll be there right away!

 

Admire angles together

 

Admire form and lighting conditions

 

Talk about duckboards

 

Talk about petunias

 

Grin

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^ like this

 

see if you had a temperature, and hide nuts in your ear..

 

I would wonder why you had your finger up my ass and why the nuts in my ear.