What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Snigger

 

nut in you're ears? Id hope you had a big nose then!

 

Ask her to stop making comments about my nose

 

Ask if her nose feels ok. and snigger

 

Tell him my nose always gets a hard time. Snigger some more. Go like this :willy_nilly:

 

Go for a walk in the orchard

 

Play some croquet

 

Watch

 

Tell him he doesn't need to text me. I'm RIGHT HERE.

 

Heh. Um :leaving:

 

Tickle

 

Cheek squish!

 

Polish his croquet balls

 

Heh. Heh heh

 

Tell him there's a party OVER THERE

 

Invite her

 

Tell him I'm not into 3somes and how the fuck did I end up here anyway when I only went out to buy some milk.

 

Ask if she'd ever do the washing up without any washing up liquid

 

Paint duckboards while singing hi-5

 

tell him if he doesn't stop singing hi-5 it's over between us