What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Pull out the strap on to bring you right back down to reality

 

first step...immobilization...then alternating face farts and teabagging

 

i'd charm him with my fantastic terrence and philip renditions

 

fart in her face

 

twist his nuts until he tells me how to get to Hilders place

 

Bite his ass!!!

 

a long sigh of relief would be in order

 

make fresh orange juice using a certain part of her body

 

Take her on a tour of my home and city, and have a good laugh!

 

teach her some Canadian customs ;cool:

 

lol. Why does everyone always think I'm a her!

Go with her on a tour of her home and city, have a good laugh, then wind up back in bed

Invite him along. lol

 

serve roofies....so that I can have Balqis all to myself

 

I'd pretend to drink my drink then when he wasn't looking I'd dump it. Then I'd knock him out and show Balqis my home and city, and we'd have a good laugh

 

say, "dude, do you remember what the fuck happened?"

"yes" reply, punch him in the neck and ask question again

"no" reply, say, me either man, what a fucking night, what you drinking? i'm having a vodka.

 

Call the fumigator

 

call a psyc.

"Yea....I've slept with an imaginary man."

 

start plucking his nosehairs one by one

 

Tell him to BGOOD

 

tell him to stop monkeying around
and do something useful, like the dishes

 

Probably be waiting for rigor mortis to set in.