What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

smell my finger

 

Jump on the bed

 

I'd start singing the no more monkeys song


my mom sings it way better than this guy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhODBFQ2-bQ"]YouTube- Five Little Monkeys!

 

I Just Wasted A Very Valuable, And Never To Be Regained, 2 mins &

9 seconds Of My Life....



Cheers Glen.

 

i'd turn back time so you could get those minutes back

 

pinch myself to check I'm not dreaming

 

"You look strangely familiar"

 

remove his armour and polish it vigorously with some of last nights bleach

 

Roll over, get mine, go back to sleep.

 

shake you vigorously and wake you up again. i want the image of me burned in the back of your mind forever more

oh, the shame

 

Throw him into a pool.

 

run some super glue tests

 

make giant stencils to cover the walls and spraypaint everywhere, then remove the stencils and leave a loaded paintbrush in between each of his toes...

 

scratch and snifff


locations to be discussed

 

shave his eyebrows off

 

get my eyebrows wet

 

he been told this many times before, but i feel it would be my duty to remind him, that he is very BBAD indeed!!!

 

try to remember who the hell she is and smile at her peaceful expression

 

Tell her my name and check my eyebrows

 

as this is post 1002, i am assuming this post will be closed soon so, sorry loughman, we are into overtime already and i don't like to rush things