What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

Shift the accent to Scotland.. 'och aye yer a bonny lass and no mistake, cuppa tay pet?'

 

I would require a translation.

 

Say something like,"check out the tent"

 

Get really confused and drag a trangia out and start making tea.

 

Draw a little z on her forehead

 

roll over with eyes wide open like 'oh dear, now i've got the aids'

 

I would ask her if she fancied a lil Slavic delight for breakfast

 

Unlock the handcuffs

 

Start finding all my stuff and get the hell out of there.

 

Bask in my British accent
Offer her some nice breakfast? A walk along the beach....

 

I'd say Yes.

 

Go out for a meal in late afternoon, have a little fire on the beach and watch the sun set.
Have a few drinks out on the balcony and retreat to the bedroom, to hopefully endure another night together?

 

I'd order a huuuuge meal. You'd pay.

 

Have a pillow fight

 

Watch Pretty Woman )

 

Drink with Jana and dance

 

Drink with Janja and dance. Then ball some guys to pay for the drinks.

 

Ask if you used to have a different name

 

I'd answer yes. Janaxgirl.

 

Ask her if she's like a fuck..............................................ing drink?