What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

stuff her donut hole with banana pudding

 

hide my vibrator in his corn-hole

 

tell her the truth

 

ask him to quit banging my mom

 

Tie you up..


far away from my bed

 

Melt all his Smiths albums

 

I think whatever I would have done I won't be doing anymore, I would get out of bed and leave in a huff

 

Ask to invite his pal David T. to join us

 

see how long she can breathe through her nose

 

measure his tongue

 

Wake her with my tongue.

 

woohoooo Virgin slayer is here to stay, fuck birth control!

edit: fucking eh rollingalong.
uhh what we do everytime i guess.

 

Put on my chastity belt and hide in the closet!

 

tickle her sensitive areas with my beard

 

put "BBAD" on his ass in hickeys

 

pick my ass hair out of her teeth :ack2:

 

Hand him his teeth from his bed-side jar

 

oh God I hope thats not my piss jar :ack2:

 

slap him in the balls

 

cauterize all his openings shut