What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster? PT 2

they changed the luring laws in canada today so i will ask lilla if she is of legal consenting age before i tell her how i will thrill her

 

la la la... tra la la la... i'm not listening

 

go swimming in that field

 

laugh so hard, i wet myself watching luna trying to swim in 5 inches of water

 

oh this is fine I have a thing for pee

 

Make sure he knows I'm not Sam Stoned

 

tighten down a hose clamp on each finger and toe...whoa...guess what...theres 21 clamps available

 

Ha!


Hogtie him and leave him at a sketchy bus stop in Edmonton. He'd be moccasins in no time.

 

send you outside with a windshield wiper so my satellite signal would stay at a watchable level in heavy rain like Im getting now

 

I would....
Eww. I threw up a little bit at just the thought of BBad in my bed.:ack2:

 

Tie him to those huge power lines at the top of that hill during a lightning storm.

 

apply a little bit of red tiger balm to his sleeping eyelids

 

Didn't mean to skip you.

I'd clean myself with steel wool

Apply duct tape to his chest hair and rip away

 

Jerk him off

 

off him and jerk

 

lol

Shove that air gun from 'No country for old men' up his ass.

 

explain that i NEvER wake[post]with a dude...even in a harmless game thread on the internet so i skipped the dudes that seem to LIKE waking bed with other dudes and i went all the way with my lovely lilla.....in my world its girl boy girl boy

dont know what they do up in the nickel belt


and i consider it a compliment when the real fags post after me...just not the closet ones lol

 

that was some good coke dude.. surprise.

 

i'd have three questions for him

1. did Rollin' and i really go all the way?
2. does Rollin' see you as a boy AND a girl, which might explain why there isn't another female with us? and lastly
3. can you teach me something i didn't already know about lipstick?

oh... hold on... i just found another female tied up in the kennel... i have to ask,

4. Orison, WHY is your gf tied up in the kennel?

 

cause im allowed to have pets..