What would you do if...

i'd order a dumpling

if you could choose between a trip ta the north pole or mars which would ya pick ?

 

Mars

if you could pick one song for the rest of your life which would it be

 

dont cry . guns n' roses

if you had ta choose one motto in particular ta live by, which would it be ?

 

Never let an anteater stick his head in your pants.

If you had the choice to be any age you want--forever -what age would you choose?

 

21

what is your favorite tv program

 

the simpsons

what would ya do if you met a tiger in the jungle

 

Just stare at it , and hope it walks away

What would you do if you got stuck on a island alone

 

I'd make friends with the animals.

What would you do if you woke up one day and nobody in your life knew who you were?

 

Tell them that I was a great person who's never done anything stupid....

then hope they buy it


What would you do if Jesus actually did come back?

 

Offer him a toke, I know he'd want one after that long stuck with his tyrannical dad.

What would you do if the police knocked on your door this instant?

 

Probably get really panicky even though I have nothing to hide. I hate cops.


What would you do if your pet suddenly started speaking to you out loud in your language?

 

Take it out for a beer and find out whats up.

what would you do if you found a tunnel to the center of the earth?

 

I'd go into it and visit with my Argarthian cousins.

What would you do if their was a mass landing of alien spacecraft around the globe?

 

I'd show up, passport in hand, ready to be taken to the mothership.

What would you do if you met face to face with your most favorite musician/author/artist of all time?

 

id hang out with them and take lotsa pictures.

what would you do if you needed to fart really badly during grace at your bf/gfs first-time dinner with the family, and you know its gona be a loud one, and even if you go to a different room, they'll hear you cause the walls are really thin, plus they're saying grace, so its extremely quiet everywhere.

 

I pretend that I have to throw up, run to the bathroom, turn on the sink water, and just let the fart all of it out until there's nothing left.


What would you do if you find out that your ex who you hate, is co workers and friends with your new lover

 

nothing.

what would you do if you woke up with a really huge zit right in the middle of your face, and you had to go to work within the next hour

 

i would pop that son of a bitch and put make up on hahaha!

what would you do if you woke up and were 80 pounds heavier then when you went to bed?

 

Run all the way to the gym


What would you do if you have to chose between a quick cash of $50,000 or a position at your dream job.

 

Take the 50. I don't need no stinkin' dream job.

WWYD-if you won the lottery?