What would you do if...

Scratch my head in bemusement, because I never buy a ticket.

What would you do if your apple tree produced a fine crop of pears?

 

i'd look at it an wonder how it grew pears an then i'd enjoy eating loadsa them.


what would you do if you met a real ghost ?

 

I think I did once ... and I shivered!

What would you do if your horse grew wings?

 

I'd ride it to the stars.

What would you do if you woke up and one of your feet was pointing backwards?

 

i'd say hey foot what up? ha! ha!

what would you do if you got chased by a bull that runnin' faster than you?

 

I'd sprout wings and fly.

What would you do if soap bubbles came out of your mouth every time you tried to speak?

 

I'd sing "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

What would you do if you dreamed you were doing stand-up, and woke up to find it wasn't a dream ...

 

I've got a word.doc. with some ideas for a stand up routine so...

if you saw one of your parents in a vintage porn film

 

I'm pretty sure they'd have to lock me away in the looney bin.

What would you do if every time you were outdoors alone this one particular bird spoke to you in a human voice in language that you could understand?

 

befriend it and get it to help me rule the world by obtaining secret info

wwydi you ruled the world

 

free all the animals

what would you do if you got stuck up a tree ?

 

I'd probably hang out there for a while and enjoy it before finally panicking that someone help me down hahaha!

What would you do if woke up and your nose was missing?

 

I would think the ghost of Michael Jackson came and took it from me.

what would you do if you were kidnapped by aliens?

 

Well, once I'd got over wetting myself with fear ... I'd probably try to communicate with them.

What would you do if all your family and friends were kidnapped by aliens, and for some reason they chose to leave you behind?

 

i'd write a letter of complaint to the alien board of directors an banish all aliens from planet earth indefinitely.

what would you do if you got stranded on a desert island with no drinking water ?

 

eat a lot of fruit.. i guess

what would you do if your nipple got cut off, and put into a paper shredder?

 

that would be cool.

what would you do if somebody asked you to shlob on the knob?

 

what would you do if you bumped into a shark while swimming

 

Punch him/her in the nose

what would you if you where on a desert island

 

draw huge pictures in the sand

what would you do if you woke up to discover, that you were the only person left on earth ?