What would you do if...

Fresh uni!






wwydi if offered your choice/fill of sushi?

 

i'd say no thank you

wwyd if ya got lost in a forest,how would ya find your way out of it ?

 

There is vegie sushi. I don't get lost except in cities.





wwydi you were lost in a strang city?

 

I'd just mooch around looking at the sights.

wwydi your favorite mug had a crack-would you still use it?

 

is there ?never had it.

i'd get ta know it

wwyd if got lost in the countryside ? ha! ha!

 

Head dowhill.




wwydi you awoke to find your yard full of mature pot plants?

 

I would pull them up, dry them, and smoke it.

WWYDI there was a naked girl looking in your window?

 

well i would think she was probably having some kind of mental problems. i would open the door and let her in and try to find something she could wear so she wouldn't get arrested for being naked.

unless she was holding a knife or a gun. then i would very strongly wish her to go away.

wwydi, if you woke up with with fur or scales or feathers and a tail, that were part of you, and there were a lot few people then there are, and they were all in the same condition. yes you can still walk on two legs, and use a keyboard, and have a brain that dreams and thinks just like you do now. but no one still looks like anything human.

 

I would probably think I was still dreaming.

What would you do if you woke up at the North Pole?

 

Shiver.

Wwydi everything you ate tasted like pasta?

 

That would be bland but it you said pizza....yum!

What would you do if today was Friday?

 

dude pii!! its used for measuring circumference i think. it was discovered by ancient greeks when they wanted to see how big the world really was. if you divide 7 by 3 you get pii. there are computers that have been going on for YEARS, trying to find the whole number. it starts out 3.14etc....(goes on forever)

ok if today was friday,, i'd be making stuff to sell downtown tonight. (make hemp/wire stuff and sell it downtown, screw corporate america!)

wwydi you could fly

 

I would become the badest son of a bitchin' predator in the sky, I'll tell ya that!

Wwydi it turned out that the mass of individual humans was an illusionary manifestation of God's attempt to separate himself from himself, or what?

 

I'd be like, wow god, I've been tryna do that all my life, thanks for the tip....now how to create a universe and billions of people..hmmmm...

wwydi there was no longer a way of communicating using technology.. so computers, phones, etc all died?

 

First, I would experience withdrawl. Then I would be free!

Wwydi God asked you to sacrifice your electronic communication devices?

 

considering i live in a tent, i already have!! lol ok i use the library computers. guess i'd stop going to the library and be bored as hell

wwydi you were george w. bush?

 

I'd take lessons in how to open a door!


wwydi you were his door-opening teacher?

 

I'd rap him on the knuckles with my ruler and ask him what the fuck was wrong with him.

wwydi your dog/cat/whatever kind of pet you have could talk?

 

I wouldn't get a word in-there are nine pets at Puggy Towers!



wwydi you were given the chance to record any song?

 

Probably decline to save the populations ear drums

wwydi a song you recorded was a world wide hit?