What would you do if...

Brains, brains for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Day after day, nothin but brains. Can't even get any blue cheese dressing to dip them in.

WWYD if a rogue band of carnivorous sheep took over your neighborhood.

 

Make sure they were properly fed!


WWYD if I came to dinner, uninvited?

 

Make sure you were properly fed.

Wwydi you turned out to be pregnant after having been celibate for two years?

 

Ask for a second opinion.

WWYD if the tests taken for the second opinion indicated that you were the father?

 

Ask for a third opinion.

Wwydi the third opinion indicated that the first opinion was correct?

 

You would still be pregnant either from some other guy or immaculate conception


What would you do if you planned an outside party and it rained all day?

 

lol i forgot to mention,, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!.. i guess you'd deal with it.

as to what what i do if i planned a party and it rained all day??? um deal with it, and just say screw the police and drink,,,,, under cover (as a real hippie does)

 

wwyd if you had no cover ?

 

Get soaked i guess, but psh.. rains fun anyways, i dont get why people don't like it, water dries

WWYD if you had the chance to go back to one moment in your life, what would it be?

 

got some amazing powder days on my snowboard, those times are rare and amazing

wwyd if you were unable to speak for 3 months?

 

Probably have to download some "text-to-speech" app on my phone so i could communicate that way

wwyd if you had to choose between eating only salty foods or only sweet foods for the rest of your life?

 

Sweets. My tongue might fall off soon eating sweets, but salty foods would probably kill me from dehydration quicker.

wwyd if you had 1 extra finger on your hand and one foot with no toes?

 

Well you still get to drink and stuff

but what would i do if i had 1 extra finger on my hand and one foot with no toes?

Probably get the extra finger removed if it was cheap and if it could be done properly to make my hand look 'normal', but if not i guess i'd just have an extra finger lol. And i'd need to learn to walk with no toes on one foot, would probably be easy since it's just one foot.. i'm sure i could buy some sort of special footwear haha

WWYD if you had to choose between loosing one ear or one eye?

 

i would pick losing an ear. every situation when a choice is losing an eye or some other body part i will pick keeping an eye every time.

wwydi birds got together with a plan to take out humans like in the movie the birds but even more organized and more vicious?

 

I would try and run and hide and pray 4 the best.lol.. i am scared of birds & that movie is one of the reasons anyways....

wwyd if a stranger come knocking on your door at 3am 2 smoke a joint?

 

I would have to tell him sorry, no dope here

What would you do if the police came to your door at 2 or 3 in the morning?

 

Stand behind them and ask "Who lives here,lads?"


wwydi you could be a cop or a firefighter?

 

i'd be a firefighter, and well i guess fight fires. only ppl that hate life wanna be cops so they can screw w/ someone else's.

wwydi WW3 started between the U.S and europe, vs china ,russia and iran

 

I'd break out my emergency penguin suit and claim citizenship of Antarctica.



wwydi you were identical to the image on a 'wanted' poster?

 

um, who knows i guess i'd turn myself in to prove it wasnt me. im sure the fingerprints are completely different. or guess you could alwayz try to go to mexico or something.

wwydi you witnessed a bank robbery in progress. like you were parked across the street and see the whole thing happen