What would you do if...

i'd make sure everyones was on board before i drive off ha! ha!

wwyd if you saw a gang of bullies atacking one lone person ?

 

I'd call Puggybear to come and help me stop them.

What would you do if your internet was down for a week?

 

Go too the library.

wwydi martial law was declared and aii were ordered turn in their cars?

 

aii? do you mean all? well i dont have a car, or a gun. i dont even have a place to stay inside for a curfew. trust me-- i'd be jones'in for a ciggarette. maybe find some ppl here, hop on a boat, and hightail it to the bahama's or something

wwydi bill clinton won another term as president?

 

Breathe a sigh of relief.

What would you do if suddenly awoke on an alien world?

 

ask who they are, and where is their daddy

no really i'd ask them how and why i was there, and if they were the mayan god, helped build the pyramids, or genetically engineered mankind. after i got over being freaked out by looking at them. (picture actually seeing an alien in your mind, like for real seeing one,, kinda freaky huh)

 

I'd try to buy the film rights!

wwydi Hillory was elected President?

 

well it would be truly historic. the first woman pres. the first husband/wife pres. combo. well, i think she'd be alright as a pres, way better than bush was. guess i wouldnt mind it.

wwydi ,,,,,,, you got a letter from pres. obama inviting you to a dinner at the white house, with 4 other random ppl from around america? (he's done that before)

 

Tell him exactly why his policies are wrong and unconstitutional!!


Wwydi they issued a draft in the USA?

 

Not worry about it since I cannot be drafted.

What would you do if fundamentalists Christians took over the country and America became Jesusland?

 

That hasn't happened already? If people repealed the freedom of religion, I'd still believe freely anyway. They can force you into church, but they can't make you believe.

Wwydi full ownership of the US went to the UN, and they abolished our constitution and declaration of independence??

 

I'd say to the examining sgt. "Let me get this straight sonny. You're going to give this ole mountain boy a gun and then give me orders? Give me my gun!"

wwydi your draft number was 5 or less?

 

No idea. I voluntarily signed up for my 12,so I don't understand US draft numbers.

Wwydi humour was brought back to HF?

 

LOL


wwydi the draft notice in your mail said 'Report now!'

 

Shit,shower,shave,polish,pack,proceed....in that order,SAH!.


wwydi you found a storeroom absent-mindedly left open at night?

 

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I'd go to every political gathering I could, and make every politician disappear.




What would you do if you ripped the world's juiciest fart in the middle of your office, and everyone heard you do it?

 

Take inventory

wwydi the contents were antique swords

 

Admire a few [I own three] but unfortunately I was born honest.

wwydi the chance came your way to take a NASCAR vehicle around the track?

 

Never wanted to ride around a track. I always thought those cars flying across the salt flats were cool.

What would you do if you had to get a parent to stop driving?

 

dont know what i'd do tell them to pull over and drive them home i guess

wwydi you just got fired from work today?