What would you do if...

I'd dance the PeeWee Herman tequila dance

wwydi those outlaw bikers invited you to their party but in order to go you had to dance the PeeWee Herman tequila dance ?

 

Say no thank ya and introduce myself....(been there/done that)

wwydi a big hairy biker stood you on the bar and put stripping music on...

 

i'd give him my best left hook and knock him out cold

wwyd if music dissapeared forever ?

 

Forever? Get bored....

wwydi you were stranded alone on an isolated island.....

 

finally get a good night's sleep

What would you do if this thread closes?

 

play with the next new one

wwyd if it was dark all the time ?

 

I would aspire to be a beacon of light

Wwydi Your cat was on the roof.

 

nothing,cats like climbing

wwyd if your dog was on the roof ?

 

Dammit Mitt, not this shit again!

What you'll you do if your giraffe was on the roof?

 

wait till he got hungry and came down.....

wwydi an elephant was under your roof.....

 

"Has anyone seen my mate Elephant?"


wwydi this giraffe asked you for directions?

 

wonder how he fitted in. ha! ha!

wwyd if a bigfoot was coming in your window ?

 

Hurry and get my camera.....

wwydi he headed or the kitchen......

 

make him a cuppa tea

wwyd if he ran off with your camera ?

 

shoot as fast as I could with the other camera

wwydi you got good photos of him?

 

nothing

wwydi someone said your feet stink

 

Agree with them (It was a long day of standing today)

wwydi aliens landed today?

 

same as yesterday when they landed.

wwydi you forgot all words mid-sentence?

 

What I would do l...........................

wwydi the aliens wanted to marry your dog?

 

Celebrate with Champagne!

What would you do if Hip Forums closed down?