What would you do if...

Be forced over to.... dare I say it....FB.........

wwydi the entire world went silent.......

 

finally get a peaceful sleep maybe

wwydi your cat had more kittens after you got her spayed?

 

love them

wwyd if moon fell down ?

 

Get squashed flat...

wwydi the kitten turned out to be were-cats?

 

love them

wwyd if your hamster ran off with a mouse ?

 

offer to trade him some nice fresh alfalfa pellets for my mouse so I could use my computer thusly

wwydi you found the hamster had his wee computer and needed the mouse?

 

I would have to get myself a new mouse.

wwydi your mouse needed mouth to mouth resuscitation?

 

Call upon his hamster friend for help. Failing that
i'd try it.

wwydi you friends the mouse and the hamster drank up your guinness?

 

they would be out of luck since I don't buy or drink guinness

wwydi your computer mouse died?

 

Buy a new one.

Wwydi your house was on fire and you could only save one person?

 

Grab my SO and throwher out....how many cats can I save?

wwydi the fire threatened your pot crop?

 

tell it ta fire away ha! ha!

wwyd if someone was mean to your cats ?

 

Sorry I can't put that in writing in a public forum, besides it would depend on what the cats left.......

wwydi someone was mean to your critters?

 

critters ?i think thats another name for animals.if so they would'nt be mean ta them a second time.

wwyd if you could'nt smile ?

 

not smile

wwydi you had a check for a million dollars?

 

I would be sad and probably lonely.....

wwydi they made a law against pets?

(critters=animals)

 

i dont have a pet so i dont care

wwydi you saw a gator staring at you?

 

There are too many here for them to handle the riot

wwydi you suddenly came into a lot of money?

 

have a party

wwydi mitt romney won?

 

feed as many starving children that i could with it

wwyd if there was no stars ?