What would you do if...

I would say no thanks.


wwydi you were walking down the road and some kids started throwing rotten tomatoes at you?

 

Open up my shopping bag and hurl a rotten watermelon right back at them

wwydi there were no more sloes?

 

what dare to say is a sloe? man lol the english have some weird english!

 

A sloe is a hedgerow fruit. It grows on blackthorn ... and you use it to make sloe gin

 

hoard the last of the sloe gin untill the next party......

wwydi no more whiskey?

 

Teach the Americans and the Irish to drink whisky

wwydi American spellings were prohibited?

 

i would drink rum

wwydi someone offered you 1 milllion dollars every 2 weeks if you cooked meth for them?

 

woah i dont think i'd do that, i'd probly blow myself up.

wwydi al quaeda up'd their initial attack on america (which was probly a joint operation by our own gov't) by blowing up the white house, attacking england and blowing up big ben,attacking france and blowing up the eiffel tower, and blowing up a major saudi oil refinery at the same time!

 

i would die

wwydi you had to adopt 6 kids or get your hands chopped off?

 

Tell them no thank you and your health will be much better else where.

wwydi you were offered a job as state executioner.....

 

Ask "Why me?"

wwydi they asked you to organise the next Olympics for them?

 

refuse, let mitt romney do it lol, he aint got nothing else to do now anywayz

wwydi they got rid pbs?

 

I would do nothing.

What would you do if electricity vanished?

 

well i live in a tent so,, i do what i would do anywayz for the most part. but life would suck more. no more hipforums i guess

wwydi barack obama appointed bill clinton has his new secretary of state?

 

Wonder what Monica's up to these days.


wwydi the Earth span the other way?

 

turn around

wwydi you saw me on the street

 

Smile and say "hi"


wwydi you came home from work one day and found me and Toes in your bed?

 

uh dont know i'd probly say out loud "what the fuck" and "who are you guyz"

wwydi jeesus was re-born and you knew who he was?

 

i would smoke pot with him

wwydi you were sitting by the water and fish just started talking to you?

 

I'd know these painkillers are STRONG!


wwydi you held a party and only HF-ers turned up?