What would you do? no arms, no legs and you get tossed in a well

Still...its no life.
I'd much rather be dead. ( God forgive me )

 

I would cry

 

yell.

 

i would pee straight up to the top of the well but at a little angle so the water clears the well and lands outside the well so it doesn't come back inside

 

they would've named her "Scrape"

 

How long would it take for a person with no arms or legs to fall 30 feet to the bottom of the well?

 

I would hope it was a bottomless well...you would just fall forever..it is not the fall that hurts..its the sudden stop.

 

I feel as if my idea just seems inferior to all the ones I've read here. But I'm going to say I'll just wish I had a life vest on and bob there for a while. Or, depending on whether or not I had prosthetics...why dont I just use them like mountain climbing tools and climb out?

 

I would lay in that bucket they lower..have someone wind it up and bring me to the top..

 

I dont think anyone thought of that. Clever of you.

 

I am friends with the guy who started this thread..he told me that idea in the strictest of confidentiality

 

Well I wish I had thought of it haha

 

this is sorta like some joke i've heard before..

 

A very morbid one.

 

here it is...

A girl is sitting on the beach crying, she has no arms and no legs.

A guy walks up and asks why she's crying. She replies, "I've never been hugged before." So he picks her up, hugs her, puts her down and walks on.

Another guy walks up and asks why she's crying. She replies, "I've never been kissed before." So he picks her up, kisses her, puts her down and walks on.

The girl sees the process and starts thinking.

A third guy walks up and she starts crying again. He asks why she's crying, and she says, "I've never been fucked before." So he picks her up, throws her in the water and yells, "Well you're fucked now!"

 

Hmmm...that was morbid indeed.

 

Don't people float? I'd imagine it would be even easier to float with no arms or legs to flail about and weigh you down.

 

i don't know why, but i really wish this thread would die.