What would you do to the person above you?

Teach her the difference between a post and a thread, and then accuse her of obsessing over Morrow's post-count.

 

I know the difference. But it's like when you happen to look at the clock at the same time every day! It doesn't happen that often but when it does it sticks out in your mind so it seems like it happens a lot.

 

I would remind her that that's what they all say.

 

We could do the dance of joy

 

Force him to do the dance of joy alone after making him cry.

 

pour some cologne on him to make him presentable to be seen (and smelled with) in public.

 

Break into his house and replace his cologne with opossum spit.

 

Thank him for paying attention

 

Have a mind meld.

 

Make her watch as I stirred her camomile tea.......ANTI-clockwise! Mwaaahahaha,etc...

 

Stir the tea under the table, so make her think you did!!!

 

She knows.....

 

wrap him up in duct tape....;-)

 

Feed her potatoes

 

tie their hands and feet together..no i mean together! then stick their bum out the door with a sign that says...you will help me if you spank me! and leave a ping pong bat ready..heehee

 

I don't wish to be too specific-it'll spoil the surprise;but it concerns a darkened room,morrow,me,a mattress,several pints of custard,a pair of handcuffs,several plastic binbags,a roll of tape and a picture of Fog,ah say,Foghorn Leghorn.

 

7 other people posted yet whenever i come to this thread i always get the same person...im tired of doing stuff to morrow. Im just gonna go take a nap.

 

Then perhaps morrow needs to wake you up!
Duck tape, a chair...and puggybears custard! Lmao

 

sounds like a very normal event for you two, unless you count the custard. Show her some new bondage videos so she can get some new ideas

 

Secretly wants to watch the more mature, to gain experience! So he says!!