What would you do to the person above you?

i cant do anything to her im duck taped to a chair. and i cant do anything i want anyway until she moves that frozen custard.

 

Custard cleaned away...chair, tipped up...ahhhhhhhh

 

i would whittle a dildo out of the wood of the chair for her...mmmm splintery

 

I'd buy him a pair of tweezers, he's gonna need 'em when she comes after him, probly need a nut protector too....

 

Too late...the one leg left on the chair had gone! Pensafan! Get it out!

 

got the leg chair in but then turned frigid

 

Good job i saved some frozen custard! Ohhh fridgid!...

 

I'd buy a blowtorch to fend off her custard attack

 

damn i mixed up the insult page with the what would you do to page. sometimes i would do something to insult the person.
in this case i would do something to assault the person...if she was in to that kind of thing.

 

i wouldnt do anything to the guy above me but the one above him? that fucking guy just keeps getting in my way. i would......push him out of my way.

 

Slap, kick...awww poor boy...thhwackkkk...your welcome

 

thank you mam may i have another?

 

Thump thwak..kick, thhhhwak....flick pinch...

 

I'd send her to a damn nunnery

 

They wouldnt have me! Wrong religeon lol

Send him to a spice market..teach him about spices and the changes in the body!

 

Hmmm as long as I get some good demonstrations
Make her chug a gallon of picante hot sauce

 

Watch his face as he takes in a really hot curry...

 

make her eat garlic

 

not sure but whatever i do morrow is sure to be jealous

 

looks in the mirror, see's no one....is he a vampire he asks...then realises its a picture of his house...
That sounded so funny in my head! hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa