What would you do to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Yellow_Forager, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. terracotta27

    terracotta27 Member

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    saw one of the chair legs off his chair and put it back together with tape so when he sits down it collapses
     
  2. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Give him laxatives, then cling film his toilet seat!....ohh yes!
     
  3. terracotta27

    terracotta27 Member

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    what a crappy thing to do to a person haha.
    send her in for a mammogram and tell the technician to do it over 4 times just to be sure all is in good health. Ouch.
     
  4. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Put you in for a mamo, on ya nuts! And smile and say, this wont hurt!
     
  5. lillallyloukins

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    file her teeth...
     
  6. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Tape her fingers together so she can't type....;-)
     
  7. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Duct tape his privates...offer a free wax, hahaha
     
  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Ohhh you are mean today! ;-)

    Put glue on her toilet seat and install a camera.....;-0
     
  9. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    give him a hug
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Fix him up with morrow....;-)
     
  11. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Ha...chicken...fix him up with celotape then... :p
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    send her some rum n coke for later consumption....;-)
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Buy him a drink in the city
     
  14. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Buy him some water...he will need it!
     
  15. deleted

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    stuff acorns in their backpack.. :D
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Damn it...when i saw who it was that last posted i was gonna say.

    Throw him an acorn or two.

    Didnt know he had enough for a backpack to be full.
     
  17. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Take him home, to my home......
     
  18. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Wake her up at 4am and see if she would be so kind as to fix me breakfast...;-)
     
  19. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Sure i would. :) you diebetic? Eating at that hour? Lol

    Make sure his eggs are sunny side up...
     
  20. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    rather than yours being fertilised
     

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