What would you do to the person above you?

saw one of the chair legs off his chair and put it back together with tape so when he sits down it collapses

 

Give him laxatives, then cling film his toilet seat!....ohh yes!

 

what a crappy thing to do to a person haha.
send her in for a mammogram and tell the technician to do it over 4 times just to be sure all is in good health. Ouch.

 

Put you in for a mamo, on ya nuts! And smile and say, this wont hurt!

 

file her teeth...

 

Tape her fingers together so she can't type....;-)

 

Duct tape his privates...offer a free wax, hahaha

 

Ohhh you are mean today! ;-)

Put glue on her toilet seat and install a camera.....;-0

 

give him a hug

 

Fix him up with morrow....;-)

 

Ha...chicken...fix him up with celotape then...

 

send her some rum n coke for later consumption....;-)

 

Buy him a drink in the city

 

Buy him some water...he will need it!

 

stuff acorns in their backpack..

 

Damn it...when i saw who it was that last posted i was gonna say.

Throw him an acorn or two.

Didnt know he had enough for a backpack to be full.

 

Take him home, to my home......

 

Wake her up at 4am and see if she would be so kind as to fix me breakfast...;-)

 

Sure i would. you diebetic? Eating at that hour? Lol

Make sure his eggs are sunny side up...

 

rather than yours being fertilised