What would you do to the person above you?

heeheehee...rub your butt cheeks with cocoa butter lol

 

Beat you unconscious with a wiffle bat

 

Hug you

 

Send you to bed,no tea!

 

Put rotten fruit under your mattress

 

congratulations...you've just won a 4 hour wasabi enema


prize is non transferable

 

take him for a u.f.o. ride and let him practice how to use the tractor beam abducting cattle.

 

clip tail off...pluck whiskers

then stuff him in a birdcage so the bird can enjoy the rest of the house free

 

shoot from cannon, whit a load of puffed rice.

 

Strap him to an old bull, and put a hot match to both, see who shakes who...

 

Fill your place up floor to ceiling in every room with packing peanuts

 

Rearrange

 

slap her thighs

 

Give him a bottle, and change his bum...bed time wobs

 

trepanation experiments using woodworking bits

 

Challenge him to an arm wrestle...

 

taking her to mushaira

 

Taking him home..

 

Show her my new duvet-from underneath........[smirk]

 

buy him some oak leaves so people dont look at him all confused