what would you do with a million.....................???

Become Christmas Man (shoots webs of christmas lights)

WWYDWAM Surf Boards!

 

build a surfing house on them


WWYDWAmillion santa hats

 

Give them to a goodwill and get a tax write-off.

WWYDWAM turbo chargers

 

Umm throw 12 off a bridge, sell the rest on Ebay.

WWYDWAM star wars figurines

 

Make a lot of little kids happy.

WWYDWAM tear drops?

 

melt the snow


wwydwamillion bags of sand?

 

make sand castles....

WWYDWAM snickers candybars....

 

give them to all the hyper kids


wwydwamillion cans of chicken noodle soup?

 

I would Def. only give away the doubles... think of how cool thatd be Every star wars figurine!!


Dump them all out, and recycle the cans.

WWYDWAM Legos

 

melt them down into something goey....

WWYDWAM pairs of fake Dr Spock ears....

 

start a new religious cult

WWYDWAmillion bags of hair from the barbershop floor?

 

create the biggest afro the world has ever seen.

what would you do with a million ant hills

 

keep them in my back yard and use the ants to start up an "organic" option disposal service for the local mortuary

wow that was creepy



WWYDWA million stolen stop signs?

 

make really cool suits of armor for me and my band of knights to wear while we roam the country side during the post-industrial apocalypse.

WWYDWA million kittens?

 

make them build me a pyramid.

WWYDWAM Friends

 

have em give me there wallets.

WWUDWAM pieces of string cheese?

 

tie them together and stage a prison break


WWYDWAmillion small fries from Burgerking?

 

demand large ones.

WWYDWAM Sandwich bags

 

use them as trash bags and drive the garbage man nuts


WWYDWA million postcards?

 

mail them to myself for firewoods..

wwydwam. martini shakers..