What Would You Like For Christmas?

I bought the winning ticket at lunch.....

 

a brain cell , so I can have a pair..

 

We have the winning tickets guys, sorry.

 

Dear Father Christmas
Please may I have the following for Christmas THIS YEAR:-

1)Something to play with:-
I mean most of your letters ask for toys, and I promise I wont stop playing with these in January. Infact, I could swap them in February.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/emily-ratajkowski

http://video.perthnow.com.au/v/60002/Behind-the-scenes-with-Samara-Weaving

http://fuckyeahnatasha.tumblr.com/

2)Something to get round with: -

http://www.charterjetsnow.com/OurBl...s-fastest-aircraft-title-with-Citation-X.aspx

You never replaced the bike I outgrew as a kid. Afterwards, all I had was convenient excuses from my mom and dad that you didn't really exist. Rather thoughtless of you, and maybe a little bit cowardly don't you think?
Imagine if everyone pretended they didn't exist?

3)Something to do on Saturday.

http://liverpoolfootballblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Liverpool_kop.jpeg

Rather than footie tickets, if I owned the club, I could sell you tickets cheap for everyone else. Makes sense yeah?

I do hope you have the sense to start delivering presents again this year. I mean lets face it, old guy never seen with his Mrs, loves having little kids on his lap. Hidden in plain view perhaps, as Pressed Rat would say?
It would be a shame if I had to speak to my friends in the authorities about some of the stuff I've been hearing..

... It wouldn't be the first time...

4)Something to make your job easier!
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/y...00028/10089283-genie-coming-out-of-a-lamp.jpg

Genie in a lamp. This way, I'll never need to hassle you again. See! Look how helpful I am!

Many thanks
Res

PS no I haven't been good, and I'm not even gonna claim to be.
What sort of guy has the kids on his lap saying "will you be good?" and all that shit? Yeah, so out of pure terror, the kid promises to be good, and then gets a shite present. Only thing is the "good" kid, is considered as boring as fuck by his peers, and gets beaten up EVERY day at school til he's 16. Thats really fucking smart isn't it Santa? NOT.

PPS OK I admit, it was me who started the "You're just a shit Jimmy Savile" songs at you every time I saw you in shopping malls. But bearing in mind you're from Lapland, its not like you'd know who he was, is it?

... Or did you?

 

a bike to give to the above poster

 

World peace :smoking:

 

500mL boiling flask, 500mL seperatory funnel, liebig condenser and a vacuum pump

 

sounds kinky.

 

I want to eat, drink, and play.

Fuck waiting for Christmas I'm going to Dave and Busters.

 

Peace On Earth, And Goodwill To All Mankind...:santa1:



Cheers Glen.

 

i think an end to the dominance of aggressiveness. i believe that would be a good first step toward a world that would be sustainably peaceful without loosing the capacity to be gratifying at the same time.

for myself, you want a list?

either a big chunk of land somewhere, or for land to not need to be owned, where creatures that i love, even ones that might seriously injure me if they took a mind to, could come and go freely.

where i could live in shelter not based on cultural demands for ostentation, but where yet, i might be able to have and use and enjoy certain tools, some of which do tend to be a bit pricy, though that has nothing to do with their usefulness to me, nor my desire to actually use them.

three such tools in particular, a computer controlled laser cutter called a zing, a computer controlled milling machine, and a computer controlled, what is called, a 3 dimentional printer, like the makerbot.

which now that i finally am in a place where i might be able to use it, i find i have little left in my accounts, then the price of one. such has been the story of my life.

the love of someone who would not become depressed by my freequent need for complete solitude for extended periods of time, and my aversions to excitement, ostentation, and the "offerings" of corporate media.

i am a person of many and varied interests. perhaps some might say too many. yet neither excitement nor ostentation happen to figure prominently among them. (nor does the consumption of mind altering substances).

art is something i prefer to participate in the creating of rather then the ostenation of aquiring. this i feel is what is both what is natural and what makes our species as nearly unique, as there is little else that actually does.

one or two things along that line i would not mind aquiring would be fully rigged mesh geometry of my fursonae and those of my world, which i could then use in my own simulations of it, being as how my own primary orientation is about artifacts, infrastructure, and unconventional architecture.

there is nothing i would rather have then the kind of world i would prefer to live in though, and that is one dominated by mountains, forests, and all things natural, with infrastructure harmoniously and sustainable integrated into it, in which mutual consideration would be as nearly universal as it is possible for our species to make it.

 

Glen,

There an episode of the X-Files in which a genie (please don’t ask me to explain) grants FBI agent Fox Maulder 3 wishes. His first wish is “Peace on earth, good will towards men” one second later he’s only person alive on earth because the only way to grant his wish was to kill off everyone else


Is that what you really want



Hotwater

 

money. Drugs. My hf wish list
oh i really want acid again its been at least 2 years and i feel a huge part of my soul missing without it i swear. Why is it so fuckin hard to get now uggh i met this tripper fuck that just came up to me and started talking i prob could have gotten a hook mabey but he seemed so fuckin fried in the head i just wanted to leave lol.

 

:rofl:

I figured it would be something like that.

 

a sound card with mic, money and sleeping with my gf that it peace! Jérémie

 

Sad but true




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World peace.

 

To go on a ski trip with just my kids.

 

Nothing, I do not celebrate the holiday.

 

A wood stove would be nice... That and some dry wood.