What would you like to get for Christmas?

Good point.

 

What gives you the fucking right to question my motivations?

 

i know if i was bird i'd probably make a thread like this to point that out...

 

Thank god you are not bird. There is already enough spam in RT.

 

yeah, that's true

i much prefer peanut butter to spam any day

damn man i want a peanut butter sandwich!

 

Uh, I could use cash.

 

I have always wanted a pink pearl ring on a simple silver band

 

i want some bondage pants

 

and i want to rock n rolllllll

 

i could use not being here anymore

 

i could use a :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug:

 

What if we got people really REALLY practical things...like toilet paper? Everyone needs it...or soap...another thing that everyone needs...ya know?

 

I would like my eyes tested (no longer my perscription, can't see shit lol), and some new lenses for my glasses and some new contact lenses if I can. The gift of sight for Christmas!!!!! ^_^

 

You dont know how lucky you are, some of us a damn bit ugly so the blurred vision would be a blessing.

 

lmao! I guess every cloud has a silver lining!

 

a big box full of all the things i like and care about, and not piles of useless crap i have no way of being creative with. and it's midwinter's eve, the winter solstice. whenever that guy was born a couple of thousand years ago, it's just about probability zero this took place in the dead of winter. not if he was born where he was because his parents were in town to pay their taxes in an agrarian society.

but really, if there was one thing i could GIVE everybody, it would be conscience!

=^^=
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eye sight would be such a lovely thing to have

yank, don't get me started on the ugly people i've talked to in bars without realizing...the darkness doesn't help my bad sight

 

Nothing wrong with talking to ugly people, just keep looking at your drink and not them. Soon after a few nursed drinks looking up wont seem so hard on the eyes.