What would you say...

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by praxiskepsis, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    I heard the perfect example of all this from a jeff foxworthy routine

    'Men spend all their lives trying to figure out what women are cryin about...because fellas, once she cries, you've lost. Men, on the other hand, are taught not to cry...we could cut our leg off with a chainsaw and it's 'I'm ok, I'm fine' we're hopping around one legged 'just stick the leg in the cooler and pass me a beer'
    And men, if you have a wife, sister, mother or daughter, you are being trained. Just because they aren't using the cattle prod doesn't mean it isn't happening. I didn't even know it til 5 years into the marriage that I was being trained...my wife said 'I'm hot', so I closed MY book, got out of bed, went over, turned on the celing fan, and halfway back to the bed, I said 'whoa.' '
     
  2. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Yeah, I gotta say, I'm wondering where mamaKCita lives where all the women are awesome, intelligent, dignified, non-shallow, non-insane people who neither abuse all the privileges their gender affords nor throw a spazz if anyone suggests they're in any way stereotypical.
     
  3. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    KC, where DO you live (generally) because I'm so tired of the crazy females here I'd rather do without than try to get into a relationship with one.
     
  4. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    LOL my sentiments exactly. I lived a good deal of my life that way. It was shortly after that my mom took me out for dinner to ask if I was gay. LOL I was horrified by mom asking the question. I told her that of course I was not gay but couldnt stand the choices of women at my avail.
    Be picky man!!! They are!! Or at least the smart ones are.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    picky is crucial. why put up with bullshit?
     
  6. AdrianB

    AdrianB Guest

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    You have no idea how unbearable being kicked in the balls is!
     
  7. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    I do. It sucks. I've been kicked in the balls so many times that it's doubtful that my equipment works properly anymore.
     
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