Well perhaps this might amuse you. Below is a CCTV camera video of me sitting in our garden this afternoon having my lunch. Right out of the blue and totally unexpected, a big bastard Seagull landed in a Hosta right next to me as it wanted to nick me lunch! Startled the shit out of me it did! Bastard Seagul!
Yes Doc. Thing is the big bastards are getting less and less fearful of humans. They are forever diving and nicking ice creams and fish chips and stuff right out of people hands as they have the whatever almost to their mouths. Frightening stuff it is. The Birds! Tha Birds!
Nnnnaahh Doc. There is on ly one sort of Pussy I wand. And it ain’t a Cat! By the way. I am just going to trim the Bush!
Taking the Piss and Chips are we Gal! Nice one all the same Gal Nice chatting, but computer gets shut down now so I can have a couple beers and get over me fright. So good night!