I made myself laugh ! We have Roofers Replacing a flat roof on our kitchen extension , really hot today but its gonna get hotter tomorrow so I said to the boss Timmy (there are three of them ) "See that film Shawshank Redemption where the warder brings them a cool beer when they are on the roof " grinning he replied "YEAH " so I said " Thats not Gonna Fuckin Happen ! " ( it might though )