What's Happening?

Oh gross!

 

My daughter's bachelorette party is tonight.

I'm not driving.

Hubby will take me and then I'll let him know if I want him to come pick me up or if I'm going to spend the night at one of her bridesmaids' houses.

The silky robe she wanted arrived a little while ago. I'm relieved! I had to wait until "payday" and then order it out quickly.

 

I need to party!

I'm so stressed that I'm not sleeping properly.


PARTY!

 

Got a brand new screen/storm door for the mudroom at the ReStore... $12.00. It's got to be a $150.00 door at any one of the big box-stores, this ain't no cheap piece-o-crap.


Another thing to put in the overstuffed garage until I get a chance to put it on.


Did I mention it will be a custom framing job, not just a bolt on....

 

I can't find my rainbow gauntlets.


Fuck It.

 

couple nice screen doors on this abandoned house.. one with the slat glass ,, I wanna get them before the house comes down,, but It will ba while anyways.

 

I was wrong about full price on that door... Box store price would have been $250+.

 

Hey hey, good going. I love it when I stumble upon a real bargain. I was thinking Ty, if memory serves me well your house had just burned down the last time I was on here!

 

Yeah... I have a different place now.

 

yeah, that sounds legal, don't forget the copper piping

 

house belongs to people I know, but nice try...

 

Feeling stuck!
Lol and before anybody says anything, it's not that kind of stuck!

Although maybe I should not sit on here just yet, so that it doesn't become that kind of stuck. Hahaha

I'll be back!


Edit:ah shit! Can't even really move around anyway because I need to be quiet for like 6 minutes more. (Some game system calibrating or something. I dunno. I wish I'd never said a word now. Geez! )

 

Worst fucking party ever.

The hostess was a ****. Everybody left early and mad.

I almost had to fist fight the bitch that gave the party and she was supposed to do my hair the day of the wedding.

Fuck that shit.

I'll do it myself.

 

We left a day early for camping and we are here now, all set up. Was windy and hard to set up. But we did it. It's very dry here, not as green as I'm used to.

We met this female couple we were speaking with, they kinda our age but they're just different lol. Like a nice different but I'm just so different so eh, we are hitting it off though. They're just so like... Blown away by how I am and think. Lol. Hoping it's a lasting friendship at least. I guess I was majorly anxious about it. My stress mark is going away.

 

I hope so. Just worried I'll screw it up like everything else.

 

Made friends with another camp-site. middle age couple with two kids.. Kids.. Berrrr. But, they are really nice. it's mid afternoon and I am ready for a nap.

 

Ordering a cake for one birthday
Creating a cake for one birthday
Snapping a cake for one birthday


Only 10 letters differ.

 

This is the message I sent my future daughter-in-law to bring her up to speed on how the Bachelorette Party went to Hell last night.

I changed my daughter's name and my husband's names for Hip Forums.

A little backstory is that several years ago my daughter called me from Kerri's house, as she was breaking in the back door to get her purse that Kerri had kept when she locked her out. Kerri caught her and I had to listen to her beat my daughter's ass while I was on the phone and couldn't help her. Kerri is a full foot taller than my daughter.



"I want you to know what went on at kerri's last night. My Daughter thinks I was a trouble maker and I wasn't.

Kerri was shit faced and I asked her if there was an outdoor trash can to empty the ashtray in. She told me there wasn't and she went over and emptied it into the cat's litter box on her patio.

The next time we came out to smoke, someone saw it and I told them that Kerri had done it. Everybody felt sorry for the cat so Jami Elliot scooped the cat shit and cig butts and then didn't know what to do with the shovel full, so My Daughter took it and put it in the very bottom of the smoker grill.

We all had a laugh about how we wouldn't eat anything cooked on that grill.

Kerri wasn't out there but when she came back out we told her about it and said to not cook on it until it was emptied. She flipped out and wanted to know who emptied the ashtray into the cat's litter box. I told her that she did and she told me that she didn't. She kept asking me and I kept telling her that she did it. She acted like she had no memory of it and I must be lying.

Then she wanted to know who put the shit in her grill and I told her it was jami elliot or My Daughter, that I couldn't remember.

She got mad as hell and stormed off to her bedroom, shutting herself in with adria.

I took the grill apart and sarah and I emptied it in the corner of the back yard.

I went by Kerri's bedroom door and told her that the grill was empty and everything was fine.

I went back outside.

When I came in again, kerri was still locked in her bedroom but adria had My Daughter in the guest bedroom and they were yelling at each other.

I went in and told adria to lay off My Daughter, that everything was cool and cleaned up.

They still kept yelling but telling me to leave them alone.

I went back outside.

I came back in and Kerri and Adria had My Daughter in the guest bedroom yelling at her.

I went back in the room and told them to leave My Daughter alone.

My Daughter backed me out of the room, yelling at me to leave, and yelling at me that I was a "shit talker".

I went outside to leave.

Everybody left the house and we waited on My Husband to come get me.

Kerri locked us all out.

I talked with Adria and My Daughter and we were cool.

Adria's husband came to pick her up and kerri ran out of the house and told him that I'd "charged" Adria, blah, blah, blah.

Everyone thought we should get out of there so we all drove off.

Sarah and I had to back track to the house when we saw my husband coming.

As I got in the car with him, Kerri and Adria's husband came out of the house like they wanted to start some shit.

We just left without talking to them."