What's Happening?

i think its been a month or 2 since my last coffee

i know the last one was just a mistake they made in my order

 

2009.. almost 10yrs now...

 

Five minutes ago.

 

I can't imagine giving up coffee. You would have to pry it out of my jittery, hopped-up fingers.

 

Good for him! Nothing worse than a job you dread. The whole thing reminds me of a job I had with Pella Windows from 2005 to 2007. I was the receiving clerk and worked 6 days a week, 10 hours a day minimum and could never get caught up. I was drinking in the morning before work just to have the courage to face the day. Worst fucking job I've ever had...worse than the military even.

 

The weather hasn't followed the rules for awhile.

 

I won't be seeking employment with the Pella mf's then!

 

then in the trees I heard a twig snap. warning lights flashed on my map, and I opened my eyes and to my surprise.. there were Arabs with knives at the foot of the bed..

 

He's only been sober for less than two years so, yeah!

 

Final Destination 2, the sequel?

 

With a bang, BANG! Say goodbye to everything, your complete annihilation is the reason she came. And a POW, POW! She's wiping everything out, turn your whole fucken world into a mushroom cloud. And a boom, BOOM! It's your inevitable doom, nobody is safe and everyone is consumed.

In the deserts of Nevada where nothing else matta, Irm has found the perfect place for you and your intestines to splatter

 

You realize of course if this was a movie you’d be living on borrowed time and death would already have you pinned for a toe-tag,...

just sayin’

 

I'm just going to make my rabbit fat so he can't get behind the couch.

 

Lol, the song that made Eminem cry like a lil BITCH on the radio. it's not really ICP, all the voice overs were done by Jamie Madrox outta Twiztid.

This version ruins the original in every way possible for me lol when I rap this shit at a club, I use this version. It gets some lols.

My brains dead weight, I'm trying get my head straight but I can't figure out which backstreet boy I wanna impregnate.

 

I been feeling really good lately, must be on a bipolar high. Mania!! gotta enjoy this shit while it last.

 

LOL!

 

60 inch circumference, 90 ft tall. Would have given me a hell of a headache!

 

Won $17-15 In Tonight's Lotto....



Cheers Glen.

 

Rainy drive into work

 

I woke to the sound of a kitten screaming on the back porch. The mother was in the process of moving them into there, one at a time.