Whats the 1 thing about youself that you would never let your partner find out about?

Holy shiite, I have some mad skeletons in my closet.. I feel like a whole different person now, I can't even imagine.

 

My inner struggles with a high school crush.

 

There's absolutely nothing he doesn't know. I tell all...the embarrassing, the disgusting, the sick and twisted...oh, and all the good things too. I think in a relationship, you've gotta be 100% honest and open. Blah, blah...

 

That I banged the shit out of Brittany Spears for two weeks.
But it was before we met so it don't matter.

 

i always tell everything eventually. which probably makes me more unatractive as time goes on.

 

I was keeping how quirky I was from up untill last weekend and I think he loves me even more now that he knows who I am plus he found out I'm a total slob so I am keeping nothing

 

I'm pretty sure my boyfriend knows pretty much all there is to know about me, even though he thinks he doesn't because I won't tell him what I'm thinking 99% of the time when he asks. I guess that's the only thing that I don't let him know is what I'm thinking, cuz I really hate being put on the spot like that, especially when my brain runs on a million tracks and I can't figure out which thought is more dominant. It's very frustrating. But I'm a very honest person and it's completely obvious when I lie or am keeping something from him, so I figure, it's not even worth bothering.

 

I won't ever tell my girlfriend about how I like to put little pregnant spiders in her ears while she sleeps so they can leave their eggs in her ears. But I'm sure she'll be curious when they start hatching. Should be any day now. Wonder how she'll react?

But seriously, all my girlfriend has to do is ask. I'll tell her everything. Hell, I'll tell her who I find cute while we're walking in a crowd. But that's because I trust her and she trusts me. Why keep secrets? They never keep forever. Might as well be forward sooner than later.

 

1. WTF am I not going to sell someone I'd share bodily fluids with and subsequently tell you folk?
2. I have no significant other so it's kinda moot anyway
3. if I did I'm kinda boring, my darkest stuff isn't too bad pretty much open source even
4. even if I did try to keep something to myself as soon as she got into my metal lock box full of notebooks it'd be all over

 

Hmm, I have no secrets..