Whats the hardest part about being a dude?

This. I am not a huge fan of people presuming i'm a dick head before I open my mouth... just wait a few seconds, geez

 

i hate when people assume i like watching football and drinking budweiser. the way the media portrays the stereotypical testosterone filled "manly man" is ridiculous.

 

how you should address another Dude as Dude and so on.. Like if your Dude is better than his Dude return or vice versa around a crowd, one of you is going to be the douche.. the other the DUDE..

 

People assume you're a puff if you admit to liking and writing poetry. Or they make fun of you for it. Not that I care, it's just something I've noticed.

 

finding ladies shoes that fit comfortably and look sexy..
i mean for her or course..

 

I'd imagine that actually would be somewhat difficult. Do you go to shoe stores to try them on?

 

sure,, sometimes.. Only one time did someone say something and it was in Kmart . I seen an ad for a lady boot , sort of goth but still classy, go good with all my black outfits.. when i was trying it on. The lady that worked there 50ish said thats a ladies shoe.. and I said "no shit do I look like a fucking boy to you?" I was clearly a boy at the time which i live like most the time, If im dragging its either cause im high and wanna make people stare or just Im high and wanna make people stare..
well she snipped up and went away real quick.. but anytime ive been in real shoe store, they either know im a drag artist or dont care and need the sale..
oh I never did buy that shoe from kmart cause it fit...

 

i just want to know the secret to putting on pantyhose. every time i try i tear it.

 

Not getting remedial instruction in how to don pantyhose.

 

Ha!

Yea, people at shoe stores are often such sales vultures. I've bought boots from decent shoe stores before and they're always so desperate for the sale. That or if you act as though you're not that interested they take personal offense to it.

 

lol this episode of Seinfeld was on the other day.

 

keepin that scrilla
makin sure your hoes don't steal
beatin johns for the money they owe ya
keepin your woman in line


you know it's hard out here for a pimp

 

Pissing with a boner.

 

You know, sometimes the role is reversed for whatever reason. It has nothing to do with the fact that you have a penis and everything to do with the fact that you chose to do it. Just pointing that out.

 

The toughest part of being a Dude is the moment she begins to say: "I want you to open up to me more Honey"

 

i agree with BALLS.

wouldn't it be nice if sperm could be produced at body temperature?

 

Def this one, hilarious

 

The behaviour of some men, and that women don't run a mile from such men.

 

Turning down most of the gorgeous women who are constantly throwing themselves at me.

 

I couldn't think of anything.